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woodchuck
Level 3
Armor Class: 0
Speed: 3
Magic Resistance: 20
Alignment: Neutral
Attacks:
- bite : 1d6 ordinary physical
Weight: 30
Nutrition: 30
Other attributes:
- can tunnel thru rock
- has animal body
- no hands to handle things
- can traverse water
- eats fruits
- wanders randomly
- always starts hostile
- visible by infravision
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> How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could
> chuck wood?
"Oh, heck! I'll handle *this* one!" The Oracle spun the terminal
back toward himself, unlocked the ZOT-guard lock, and slid the
glass guard away from the ZOT key. "Ummmm....could you turn around
for a minute? ZOTs are too graphic for the uninitiated. Even *I*
get a little squeamish sometimes..." The neophyte turned around,
and heard the Oracle slam his finger on a computer key, followed
by a loud ZZZZOTTTTT and the smell of ozone.
[ Excerpted from Internet Oracularity 576.6 ]
> How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could
> chuck wood?
"Oh, heck! I'll handle *this* one!" The Oracle spun the terminal
back toward himself, unlocked the ZOT-guard lock, and slid the
glass guard away from the ZOT key. "Ummmm....could you turn around
for a minute? ZOTs are too graphic for the uninitiated. Even *I*
get a little squeamish sometimes..." The neophyte turned around,
and heard the Oracle slam his finger on a computer key, followed
by a loud ZZZZOTTTTT and the smell of ozone.
[ Excerpted from Internet Oracularity 576.6 ]